This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.
When you aint the only child no more
Game of Thrones Cupcakes
the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
“I was in OVW with John Cena and we were wrestling with each other. I had a bad cold so I blew my nose in my shirt during the match. I grabbed him and put him in a headlock so that his face rubbed in the snot. The thing with John is, he doesn’t react to anything. You could walk up to him and put your cock on his shoulder and he’ll just look at it and do nothing. I’ve actually done that, too.” - Randy Orton
"What’s your greatest struggle right now?"
"Hitting a kick flip."
"Getting my average past 90."
"Getting some vagina."
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